Hot tea handshake

A hot tea handshake is when you dip your hand in boiling hot tea and put it in someone's rectum.

Last night I just gave my girl a hot tea handshake.

by Fuckme456 May 15, 2019

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

Pouring hot tea into someone's ass

It's pretty much a metaphor for winning

The patriots have been pouring hot tea into someone's ass all season

by Jumulus June 15, 2018

tea hot

a term used to say somebody is mad raged with anger

OH TIM YOU TEA HOT? LMAO TIM TEA HOT! 38! TIM 38 TEA HOT

by fyekid45 October 8, 2017

hot headed tea bag

When you tea-bag someone from the back and your balls are on there forehead, and you crap on there head.

I just developed the pictures from last week's party and saw that they gave me a hot headed tea bag.

by BoB-Robert July 7, 2008

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

same as tea bagging but the girl and or prostitute has a mouth full of hot water

a cup hot of tea and two lumps

by captain jack hammer December 9, 2008

Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch

The phrase used when telling someone they need to get the juicy info before they get a vouch on MCM

"Get the hot tea first sis, then vouch" I say to Salesians

by EdenXera December 27, 2017