mental hospital 

a place where you go for recovery from an ED, suicide attempt, self harm, mental disorders, trauma etc.

i got sent to a mental hospital because i was self harming. the food was kinda good tbh

mental hospital by kaitykait October 23, 2019

hospital dome

Giving or Receiving fellatio, head, oral sex in a Hospital.

Man, Cory was in the emergency room again Detoxing and this banging nurse offered him some Hospital Dome...

Cory accepted and he made a miraculous recovery!!

hospital dome by Dutch Creeger January 28, 2018

Hospital faded 

A person drinks so much that they get alcohol poisoning and end up having to go to the hospital.

One can substitute the name of one's local hospital for "hospital." ex. Sacred Heart faded

Tim: Did you hear John got hospital faded last night?!

Mark: Yeah they pumped his stomach and he shit out a brick!

Hospital faded by You don't see me December 30, 2009

first class hospitality suite

Where you ply clients with booze, drugs and very expensive hookers either to win business or blackmail them

It was so easy to get Bill Clinton to do exactly what we wanted after threatening to tell Hillary about how he did a few grams of coke and slapped that hooker about in our first class hospitality suite at the Hilton

first class hospitality suite by RayRoy Strickland January 18, 2013

Hospital Heroin 

Slang for the powerful opiate Hydromorphone, commonly known as Dilaudid. It is one of the most powerful painkillers available in the US and is known for providing a euphoric rush similar to that of heroin when administered IV. It is available in oral, rectal, and IM preparations but the IV would most likely only be given in the hospital to patients in severe pain.

"Hey man I just got out of the hospital for breakin my back"
"Oh yeah? You doing alright now?"
"Hell yeah the doc gave me some hospital heroin and Im feelin good as hell"

Hospital Heroin by Bootysauce July 23, 2009

Old Swinford Hospital 

Old Swinford hospital is a shitty money loving boarding school in the slap bang piss no where in West Midlands, The boarding houses has the worst vaping facilities apart from foster house toilets where everyone has a personal toilet with a smoke dispenser and the stone block toilet where all the dodgy deals happen. Vapes and drugs here are highly overpriced here, a smok novo can set you back 25£, 3.5g of bud can be up to 45 and a gram of coke can be as much as a whopping 60£. Dr sahni doesn’t pay tax, Mr Eastwood is lost, Mr Pardoe thinks he is a gangster, Mr macdonald-smith was bullied as a child and Mr Taylor is a jobless neek.

If you want to scam a bunch of jobless snobs, go to old Swinford hospital

Old Swinford Hospital by mrtaylorisacretin May 10, 2021

mental hospital 

A place to make sure you don't kill yourself for a few days

Yeah i had to go to a mental hospital because i tried to kill myself

mental hospital by ...sad... November 19, 2017