Jade Horner

Jade Horner is an amazing girl, She is beautiful, smart, funny and she has a way of making everyone around her smile. She has an amazing sence of music. She has only one Flaw that i can notice.. That she can never see how good she is and that she is so perfect, I wish she could see herself the way i can see her then maybe she wouldnt think so little of herself.

Hey Look its Jade Horner

by ThePluckingSong November 22, 2010

Horner

An inhabitant of the Horn of Africa. The word Horner is almost synonymous with Cushite, since that is the dominant ethnic group in the Horn. Due to being an enclosed peninsula, its people are phenotypically distinct among whom the E-M215 (also E3b) haplogroup prevails. The peninsula has never amalgamated under a single polity, except partially during the expansionism of Ahmed Gragn or that of Darwiish supreme commander Ismail Mire.

Her appearance looks somewhat Horner

by readyforthemoon55 July 22, 2019

hornery

horny + ornery

The irritable state resulting from not getting any

Man, I'm so hornery that girls don't wanna talk to me, it's a vicious circle.

by gooberbigglesnot October 8, 2004

Little Jack Horner

When your having sex doggy-style, and one slides their thumb into their partners butthole

Last night during sex, I surprised my girlfriend with a Little Jack Horner

by ChristmasPie April 21, 2020

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 11, 2006

hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!

ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!

by Rusty May 12, 2003

hortereby

Noun: put simply, hortereby means bad timing. Derived from the french word heure meaning time, and the english word terrible.

An extract from an unpublished novel:

I walked into the room with great hortereby, to find my parents attempting to get a new uncle for my son.

by KoH November 7, 2008