hornswoggled

To be gored by a bull, picked up and shaken while still pierced by the horn. To be fucked.

AT&T's done hornswoggled muh cornhole.

by Harry Baltzak September 5, 2016

horndoggler

an object resembling a corn dog, but consists of a sausage link wrapped in pancake batter.

John Paul: "Momma I'm hungry!"
Missy: Well go and get you one of them horndogglers out of the freezer then."

by thepinkstripe March 14, 2009

horndoogled

A verb meaning to swindle, bilk, fool, or otherwise take advantage of someone. Usually used in a humorous or non-serious context.

That guy charged you 250 bucks for a half ounce of this shit?! You got horndoogled my friend.

by mithrandir November 23, 2013

Horndoggery

The general act of being a horn dog

“Wow watching porn with the boys at afters really led to some horndoggery.”

by Muchboxer January 28, 2022

hornswoggled

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.

Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"

by Danny rules November 30, 2022

hornswoggled

Ozzthegreat while he is actively queueing arena

When Ozzthegreat is queueing World of Warcraft: Wrath of The Litch King Classic, he plays as though he is hornswoggled

by Sovice November 1, 2022

Hornboggle

To absolutely muller someone back to the 12th century.

"Lewis got hornboggled on a metric level"

by the_horn_swaggler January 10, 2023