A nickname given to unnaturally fat people. Usually to yourself in order to gain sympathy from others. Although it usually makes people annoyed, angry and feel hatred toward the "hopkinson"
Sam: "Hey man, whatsup. you look depressed"
Josh: "I'm such a hopkinson"
Sam: "Don't say that, you look great"
Josh: "Thanks"
Sam: (walks away)
Sam: "Stupid fat bastard"
Josh: "I'm such a hopkinson"
Sam: "Don't say that, you look great"
Josh: "Thanks"
Sam: (walks away)
Sam: "Stupid fat bastard"
by Appleknight44 August 18, 2009
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"Dude I needa get laid"
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Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
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Hell ya dude, we better buy some rubbers and wrap that shit twice so we dont catch tha herps!"
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Nickname for an extremely attractive English teacher that pretty much everyone would have the "hots" for if they laid eyes on her.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
Can also be used to describe any female teacher, preferably under 40 years of age (unless undeniably smoking!), with a physically attractive body.
- Dude, Ms. Applewhite is such a total hotsington!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
- Tell me about it! I'd totally tap that, even though she's twice my age!
by Labus December 12, 2008
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Guy 1: I met this fuckin bitch ass mother fucker from hopkinton the other day.
Guy 2: He was probably from contoocook bro.
Guy 2: He was probably from contoocook bro.
by Contoocook can s my d April 2, 2011
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Guy 2: no shit I got pulled over the other day going 36 in a 35, fucking d-bag"
Guy 2: no shit I got pulled over the other day going 36 in a 35, fucking d-bag"
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