(v. or n.)
v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs
n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. to have sex doggy-style with a woman on the floor and then proceed to push her face across the carpet until rug burn occurs
n. the act of pushing a girl's face across the rug as to cause rug burn while having doggy-style sex
v. Lisa's face was so red after I Hoover Maneuevered her across the floor (all night long).
n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
n. After I give her the Hoover Manuever, she'll need a new face.
by The Franchise January 25, 2005
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To wrap your lips and create a perfect suction around a butthole, then suck so hard that their penis goes concave
by Tactical poptart March 25, 2016
Get the Hoover Maneuver mug.1. The absolutely feral act of slurping, licking, or otherwise consuming something disgusting like a human vacuum with zero hesitation and even less dignity.
2. When someone handles a mess in the most caveman, goblin-brain way possible—no tools, no shame, just straight-up “I’ll deal with it using my mouth.”
2. When someone handles a mess in the most caveman, goblin-brain way possible—no tools, no shame, just straight-up “I’ll deal with it using my mouth.”
“He dropped his burrito in the parking lot, picked it up, blew on it, and kept eating… straight Hoover Maneuver.”
“Dude wiped grease off his hands on a rag, then licked his fingers clean—full Hoover Maneuver in front of everyone.”
“There was mystery sauce dripping down his arm and instead of a napkin he just went full Hoover Maneuver mid-convo… I almost threw up.”
“Bro treated the shop floor like a buffet—absolute Hoover Maneuver behavior.”
“Dude wiped grease off his hands on a rag, then licked his fingers clean—full Hoover Maneuver in front of everyone.”
“There was mystery sauce dripping down his arm and instead of a napkin he just went full Hoover Maneuver mid-convo… I almost threw up.”
“Bro treated the shop floor like a buffet—absolute Hoover Maneuver behavior.”
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1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. Giving someone a hickie, a temporary bruise or mark caused by kissing, sucking or biting the skin forcefully enough to rupture small blood vessels;
2. Accidentally sucking in and breaking something with a vacuum cleaner;
3. Attempting to blackmail someone back into a romantic relationship using serious threats of suicide, self-harm, or threats of false criminal accusations. This act is often associated with people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder and other personality disorders (see hoover);
4. An abortion, the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy
5. When a company outsources your job to a country outside of the United States to save money;
6. Oral stimulation of the penis, vagina, or rectum (see fellatio, cunnilingus, analingus);
7. Purposely taking advantage of friends and relatives by borrowing things and not returning them.
1. If you go out with Austin, wear a turtle neck to protect yourself from his hoover manuever (maneuver). Pepper spray is also a good idea.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
2. I shredded the cats tail – sorry mom – bad hoover manuever (maneuver). Next time, maybe you should do the vacuuming.
3. My BPD ex-girlfriend pulled a hoover manuever (maneuver) – said she would kill herself if I didn’t go back with her.
4. Cost me $1,000 for the hoover manuever (maneuver) and $100 for roses. Beats child support every time.
5. IBM used a hoover manuever (maneuver) to relocate my job to India. Think I'll move there to get it back.
6. On my birthday I asked for a hoover manuever (maneuver). I got an upright model. Varoom!
7. Chester told me that he “acquired” all his garden tools using the hoover manuever (maneuver). I asked him if he wanted to borrow my wife.
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