hooper

A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.
Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper
by TymMonkey March 19, 2011
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Hooper

A move where you cup your hands under someone's stream while they're urinating and then throw said urine back to the urinator's face. (originates from a move that comedian Paul Hooper talked about on the Woody & Wilcox radio show)
"Dude, I bet Greg's eyes were stinging after Chris Hoopered him last night"
by San Diego Wildcat October 14, 2016
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hooper

a short ass pimple-faced blonde teenage boy who loves a little boy named "Sam". hooper tends to take shits at any moment he can. he will scold you if you do something he doesn’t like. he smells like a skunk and often walks up to people and sniffs their ass.
Person A: ew, who’s that midget taking a shit in the backyard?
Person B: oh that’s just hooper, he kept sniffing my ass and taking shits in the yard, thought i kicked him out by now.
by lolfoot June 21, 2021
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Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass.

Her ass is so huge that you can't ignore it. It'll be on your mind for years after you see it.
Wow did you see her ass in that prom dress. What a Hooper!
by a1213 June 9, 2021
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hoopers

People (mostly hot chicks) who are into the 'art' of hula hooping and related interests. Part of a 'tribal movement' reguarding the hula-hoop popular in modern cultures; also any species that 'hoops'.
Who were those hotties? Did they have hulahoops

Those hot bitches were hoopers from down south
by Bill Lumburg October 12, 2005
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Hooper

A small blonde with a huge ass, big tits and juicy lips.

Her ass is so huge that you can't look away.
Wow did you see her ass in that prom dress. What a Hooper!
by a1213 June 9, 2021
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Hooper

A proffessional hula hooper or a person with extraordinary and original hula hooping skills.
That hooper is awesome she has 25 hoops going at once spinning around her body.

Hooping is becoming a global tribe and performance-art form thanks to festivals like burning man.
by Giada D. August 13, 2009
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