Hooman

Hooman is often what pets say instead of human. They usually use it when there asking for something from you.🐶🐱🐹

Cat: Where's me food hooman!

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Hooman bean

Human being

She's not an alien, she's a Hooman bean.

by PeasantAtDetroit February 23, 2019

homomunch

(n) someone who's a superfag, someone who fails on attempts to obtain "lulz".

Example:

Mike(not directed towards james): Your horoscope has changed (gives scientific reasoning).

James: You're wrong and it hasn't, it only applies to people that were born in 2009.

Mike: actually it changed over a period of 3000 years, people just took account of it in 2009. You have embarrassed yourself, bow down to me homomunch.

by obamaisahomomunch February 25, 2011

hoomin

the word "human," as written by cats and dumb people.

i Iz stoopid annd cant spel rite, cuz im a cat, not a hoomin.

by twigboy22 May 27, 2010

Hooman

Hooman is human in dog language

Doggie 1 "my hooman is coot"
Doggie 2 "no my hooman is cootest

by Ilovejakeandloganpauler February 5, 2019

homunculi

ho·mun·cu·li
1. an artificially made dwarf, supposedly produced in a flask by an alchemist.
2. a diminutive human being.
3. the human fetus.
4. A miniature, fully formed individual believed by adherents of the early biological theory of preformation to be present in the sperm cell.

His lackluster attorney-general Alberto Gonzales, who was forced to resign in disgrace, was only the most visible of an army of over-promoted, ideologically vetted homunculi.

by dick13 January 17, 2009

Hoogun

A word typically yelled obnoxiously in public places before or after making a fart noise with ones mouth.

A guy walks into a bar.... ' **fart noise** .... HOOGUN!'

by Jimberg III September 16, 2018