hool

A person who displays qualities of both a whore and a tool.

Oh my god! Look at Emily's outfit today, she look's like a total hool.

by stephanie Hoffman January 15, 2006

hool

A hovering fool.

Even though I know my work better than my new boss, he STILL hovers over me all the time. What a stupid hool!!!

by Auntshel March 26, 2020

hool

Another version of word 'hello', often with Russian (or similar) accent; greeting.

"Hey Sarah!"
"Oh hool, Jess!"

by Anastasia Beavenhousen April 14, 2005

Hool Up

To "hool" up with some one is a clumsy, chaotic way to hook up with some one.

A not so well planned, poorly planned, or a bad one night stand.

Guy1- "Dude you were so wasted last night. How did your hook up end?"

Guy2- "I was so drunk I couldn't control myself and it ended up with her crying and leaving. A terrible hool up..."

by Dann Overboard January 29, 2009

Ahs-hoole

Someone who pisses you off beyond your own personal tolerance and causes your blood pressure to raise beyond its limit causing a loss of blood to your penile region resulting in loss of errection during sexual intercourse.

You Ahs-hoole, you bit my weiner.

by Jerry Scott October 15, 2006

Hool over

Often used on the internet when you put your mouse curser over something that appears.

John hool over that picture to see the information.

by Gregorveeee October 9, 2009

Van Hool

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.

After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.

by D12434132 November 27, 2018