hooded dangler

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.

“Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”

by H. Bruce Washington November 17, 2020

Hooked

Being totally in love or addicted to someone.

We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked

by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.

Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'

by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005

whale oil beef hooked

well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly

a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked

by Dugtriooooo January 8, 2019

Hoffed Up

To be sexually excited or horny

When Franklin sees the chorus babes, he becomes hoffed up.

by Hoffedupshawty April 15, 2019

Hooded Bandit

A way to refer to a uncircumcised penis.

Look he has a hooded bandit!

Show me the hooded bandit.

by Hooded Bandit February 27, 2022

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005