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Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Hossell

Literal meaning: I ate a baby.

Hossell's are pretty much the sexiest people on this planet. They are fantastic friends and Amazing in bed. heheeheh. Hossell's have a tendency to lighten up one's day through their brilliant-but-slightly-crazy sense of humour and strange animal noises. However, Hossell's generally have crap taste in music, for example Dubstep and other such nonsense, and they are well known for their "jerking-off-the-giant" dance at parties.
Hossell's are wonderful people to be around and if you are ever fortunate enough to meet one then you should snap them up quickly, because they never realise how awesome they actually are.
In addition, Hossell's are well known for their exquisite taste in food, their permanent drunken-like state and their let's-sit-around-doing-bugger-all genes. Hossell's are wonderful procrastinators.
They also tend to attract quite weird friends, so beware of these potential alliances.
Girl 1 : Did you just see that Hossell walk past?

Girl 2 : Yeah he was something else! Check out the ass on that bootay!

Hossell : GET IN MA BELLEH!
by Rod&Tod January 25, 2011
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Horseless Ice Polo

A Synonym for hockey, used by non hockey fans to imply that hockey fans are of a lower class.
What is this you are watching? It appears to be some of horseless ice polo.
by delorean123 June 29, 2011
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Hansel

That Hansel's so hot right now...
"Hansel, so hot right now, Hansel"
by Iliketurtleskid December 10, 2009
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Honse

Beeg 🅱️oi chonky horse
Very epic gamer honse you have there
by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 15, 2020
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hansel

hansel = a hot guy, a handsome guy etc
matt is such a hansel
by Blush January 7, 2007
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Katie Hensell

I’m Katie hensells bitch
by HybridWalker August 12, 2019
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