"We had our best sex on our honeymoon"
by Brett McEwen December 29, 2005
Get the honeymoon mug.Urinary tact infection caused by repeated vigorous vaginal sexual intercourse. (You're fuckin' too much!)
"Motherfucker!" she shrieked. "I have a burning piss hole again! Dr. Hurtz will no doubt say 'Congratulations! You have Honeymoon Cystitis AGAIN!'"
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When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016
Get the honeymoon handshake mug.When you marry the first cousin you knocked up at the family reunion.She puts on her prom dress and you go before the magistrate to be wed.The honeymoon actually takes place in the back seat of full sized,borrowed car where you roll up the back window on her head to keep her from moving and you pop her prune because you already got her cherry.
by wolfbait51 May 12, 2011
Get the hillbilly honeymoon mug.This is the feeling you get when your around a person you are just starting to get to know on a deeper level. Its the warm fuzzies inside, the "everything is good with this person" feeling..and it makes you think of nothing else but that time right then and there. The honeymoon effect is something you want to last a long time..but your afraid that soon it will dissapear...which ushually it does, and subsides to a deeper and more knowledgable love of the other person. When the honeymoon effect is gone...it just gets started, and gets better!
My soon to be boyfriend told me "see..they call what we are experiencing the honeymoon effect"..and I think he was secretly wanting this feeling to last forever.
by carmelcat June 20, 2010
Get the Honeymoon effect mug.When a man has sex with a friends ex wife while she is wearing her wedding dress from her past wedding with the ex.
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