honey baked

Derived From, "Going Hams"
Used To Describe Doing Dumb Shit

This Shit is Honey Baked; I Could Be Doin So Much Right Now

by Free Sinatra August 4, 2007

Honeycakes

An actress who is the absolute silliest! She is often found saying the word "meh!" very often, acting retarded, and sneaking up on unsuspecting honeypants. On any given night, you will most likely find her cooking and baking delicious food, working diligently on her homework, or cooking up a sexy surprise.
She is also the absolute hottest female ever to grace this planet. She has breasts that any warm-blooded man would want to build a summer home in.

CRICKEY mate! I think we've spotted us a honeycakes! You can tell because of her signature way of sneaking up on her prey. You'll notice that she has her hands sloped downwards, and they are at about breast level. I'd love to park my big Australian dick in between those luscious titties and build a summer home there! She's about to catch her prey...she got him! Now, honeycakes like to rape their prey before consuming them, and she's doing that right now. Her prey seems to really be getting into it. Now that she is done raping it, she seems to be running off, and acting like a...retard. This is quite odd in the animal kingdom, and you will only see a honeycakes exhibit such a behavior. What a rare sight!

by Teleboner May 31, 2010

Honey Baked Hillary

Displaying the negative traits of Hillary Clinton, including being deceptive, uncouth and generally unsavory. You do not want to be around a Honey Baked Hillary. Compare to baby back bitch. Originated in the liberal urban neighborhoods of Atlanta.

"Man, you said you were going to drive me home but ditched me to go to a McCain rally and lied about it! Stop being such a goddamn Honey Baked Hillary."

by Alastair Firely August 18, 2008

Honey Baked Ham

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 2, 2012

honeybabe

A babe who by social status and appearence is honey

"diane is a honeybabe"

by Gonzo_Bot July 12, 2007

Honey Baked Ham

When have individuals sex in a sauna set as hot as it can go, then cover themselves in sweet organic honey glaze.

Hey Brett, why are you so sticky??

Me and María, Made a honey baked ham in the gym sauna.

by India Garden March 24, 2020

honey baked

Can be used as an adjective to describe someone or something that is "hard as a motherfucker."

Can be used as a verb when pursuing a goal, object, or task with great determination.

Is used in place of the word "ham" (Hard As a Motherfucker).

"That dude going honey baked on the stairmaster."

"That bitch is honey baked."

"Going honey baked on this shit."

by VanWhoa May 13, 2021