Homoshreksual

Homoshreksual is a word you use when one has intimate feelings for shrek no matter what gender. When you catch on that some one has feelings for our lord and saviour shrek, you may use the word, in other cases it’s just shreksist.

“Hey joe, I know about your feelings for shrek.”
“Are you calling me homoshreksual?”

by Gracie isn’t my name. June 11, 2020

Homoshreksual

A Homosreksual someone who is attracted to ogres such as Shrek

Ryan: Hey dude i really wanna fuck shrek

Mason: What the fuck is wrong with you, you Homoshreksual

by Hatmanpersondude February 15, 2022

The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

Something Theo saw on David Attenborough once

Mate, it's The Great Seagull Death Migration Of The Southern Hemisphere

by SUPERWOGFAN100 January 7, 2023

homopheromone

A chemical secreted by homosexual men that induces slight arousal amongst heterosexual men. This slight arousal functions as part of the male gaydar.

John: Gay men make you horny?
Matt: Only a little. It's just a test.
John: Must be some sort of homopheromone.

by J+M December 14, 2008

Hemisphere

The act of exposing the male genitalia after lifting the scrotum over the entire penis towards the stomach. This forms a half globe of hairy scrotum skin, affectionately known as The Hemisphere.

I discovered the Hemisphere the other day while washing my under-scrotum in the shower.

I heard my roommate about to come into the room, so I got a nice hemisphere ready for him. Turns out it was his girlfriend, instead. My bad.

The Hemisphere is a personal favorite. When no one's looking, prepare it quickly, and they'll have a pleasant surprise waiting for them when they notice.

by Jakenastics March 11, 2009

homophrenia

A postmodern personality disorder occurring most commonly during adolescence and young adulthood and characterized by latent homosexuality and/or the growing fear of becoming or turning homosexual.

Homophobia is the most important diagnostic indicator of homophrenia.

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob

Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.

by Memetan August 18, 2006