Homones

(n): the extreme sexual urges felt for one of the same or similar sex
**these are not just any feelings- they are intense rushes of hormones secreted similar to those like adrenaline, etc.

Dude, I think my homones are kicking in. I think that dude over there is SO hot. You think he has homones too? Dude?

by Non-hormonal teen July 22, 2010

homonausea

ho.mo.nau.se.a
–noun
1. sickness at the stomach, esp. when accompanied by a loathing for food and an involuntary impulse to vomit when homosexuality is mentioned, present, etc.
2. extreme disgust; loathing; repugnance, esp. in regard to homosexuality

fred: "youre a homophobe!"
jack: "No, i'm not homophobic, i'm suffering from homonausea'"

by Rift1 July 28, 2007

Stranger Homosexus

When a man sits on his own penis until it becomes numb and then masturbates. When a man positions himself correctly, he can cut off the circulation of blood to his own penis. When he masturbates or touches the temporarily dead penis, it feels like he is touching the penis of another man. This is, in theory, the opposite of a traditional stranger.

Every since Dave became gay, he has really been in to that stranger homosexus stuff.

by Dr. Skip Forbes April 16, 2008

Homonauseous

A sickly feeling when being fed all the crap about sexuality and not caring where a man desires to put his appendage.

Examples: “Don’t shove that down my throat, I’m Homonauseous” Or “Do I care what people do? No! it makes me feel sick. I’m Homonauseous”

by Peter Glum January 6, 2008

humongous

Funny game with astronauts where one or many crewmates are in fact imposters. Their goal is to try and kill the normal crewmates. Crewmates can call for emergency meetings, to tell the other who they suspect.

Friend A : " I took a humongous shit in your toilets and they are now stuck "!
Friend B : " sus sus humongous impostor red sus "

by gogo94210 May 27, 2021

The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

humongously

It can be said about something really, big, large, plus size, enormous. Humongous, per se.

You have a humongously large penis.

by One Lil Piggy September 14, 2010