hoagie load

ejaculate that smells like hoagies. more specifically the onions on said hoagie.

"Rob lathered her face with his rancid hoagie load."

by Sharked Sauce November 7, 2011

better hoagie down

something you say when you have a prolonged dispute with your significant other while you are under the impression that they are trying to gaslight you because they keep making the same cryptic statement every morning but refuse to elaborate on it or even acknowledge that they said it, right before you find out that your significant other wasn't even home most of the time you were having these delusions, and that you were actually in a drug-induced state of psychosis that was caused by you mistakenly taking their prescription antipsychotic drugs.

"It's cold out there. Better hoagie down."

by jernsdeath May 3, 2023

hoagie shack

When you take your wiener and sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady.

you're a guy, haven't you given an old fashioned hoagie shack?

by some like it hot January 28, 2008

Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.

Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.

by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019

hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

Hoagie Haven

A small sandwich shop in the Village of Princeton, NJ. Specializes in making hot hoagie sandwiches that appeal to the palates of drunken Princeton University Students. Some of their famous sandwiches include the Big Cat, Heart Stop, Fat Lady and the Bloch. On any given weekend one can walk down Nassau St. to Hoagie Haven wasted and enter the small sandwich shop run by Hispanic men that love to listen to techno music. Rumor has it that it was Hoagie Haven's revolutionary sandwiches that the Czech rowing team feasted on that led them to their olympic gold medal in the 2004 Olympics.

Hey I'm pretty drunk and hungry, let's go to Hoagie Haven and grab a sandwich.

by Shirley Tilghman January 21, 2006

Canoodling Hoagie

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).

As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.

by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009