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happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..
travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."
by the travinator September 26, 2005
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Hottie

YOU!!!
You’re an absolute hottie ❤️💞😝🤪🥰😍🥵
by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021
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Dumpster Hotties

When you live in a condo or apartment and you look into the back alley only to find not so decent to good looking girls frolicking by your dumpster. Dumpster hotties are hard to catch as they are usually heading back to thier building.
Cam: Hey man, look more dumpster hotties are gathering.
Sean: mmmmhh dumpster hotties
by AmosMosesJones January 30, 2010
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Horseface Hottie (HFH)

A person with a long narrow face, bugly eyes, big teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics but you actually find them very attractive in part due to their horseface features.
Joe: I used to think all horseface chicks were ugly but man Rachel Starr is definitely an exception to that rule.

Duante: definitely true man, she's smoking hot, a definite Horseface Hottie (HFH)!
by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo November 13, 2011
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Hottie bottie

It’s so cold tonight, I might make a hottie bottie.
by Allena45 November 10, 2018
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Hottie of Mass Destruction

Used to describe a babe with bodacious tatas or a bangin' posterior; particularly a dime so hot that you can barely suppress the thought of using one of her boobs as a bicycle seat. Often abbreviated "HMD."
guy1: "Have you met that new girl in the office? what a babe!"
guy2: "yeah man, old news, she's a total hottie of mass destruction."
guy1: "an HMD, as it were."
guy2: "word."
by Gil Barry July 7, 2009
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traffic hottie

Hot girl seen in adjacent vehicle in traffic. Common cause for fender benders. Identifiable by a very hot face.
I saw a traffic hottie yesterday and almost got hit by an 18-wheeler while looking at her.
by pureglaucoma September 16, 2010
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