Holmes

Gangster slang. What you would call a good friend, a stranger, or even mockery against an adversary.

Was`sup, holmes.
You got a problem with it, holmes?

by SD December 17, 2003

Katie Holmes'd

The act of dating a seemingly normal person that turns out to be crazy. Esp relevant to dating or almost dating a Scientologist.

Lucy was almost Katie Holmes'd by that guy from Clearwater until she realized he liked making out with trannys.

by adoringava August 14, 2009

Eamonn Holmes

A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.

"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017

katie holmes

Any girl who innocently takes on the role of "beard" to hide a man's homosexuality.

Katie Holmes is a poor, unsuspecting beard for Tom's pathetic
attempt to mask his obvious inner West-Hollywood queen.

by Anne-Lise August 31, 2005

Elizabeth Holmes

A dirty scammer, "feminist" fuck, embodying what feminists shouldn't be, a fucking crook.

Person 1: I love Elizabeth Holmes, she is so cool, and a feminist, she helps people
Person 2: She scammed the Theranos investors, yup, thats cool!!!

by CockBlock29 July 20, 2018

West Holmes High School

A school surrounded by farm animals and you only make the sports teams if you have the right last name. Also, half of the school is addicted to meth.

Did you hear about West Holmes High School? I heard someone on the football team overdosed on meth in a corn field last night.

by here4agoodtime November 6, 2019

holmes home

a mexican persons house

yo ese lets go to our holmes home

by baby carl/ manilla cappin killah January 13, 2008