Holmed

To get a beatdown from a woman

Anton comes in Bleeding, Black-eyed, and Bruised
Leroy: "What the fuck happened to you man?"
Anton: "I was cruising the bars and got Holmed by this tiny bitch, took the bouncer down with me."
Leroy: "Damn! I'll get the kit, and the painkillers."
Anton: "Yeah, get the Leafly Bud cause I hurt like a motherfucker"

by RaiRaijinn November 28, 2016

holmed

A young girl who is led astray by an older wealthy man. Like Katie Holmes, who is now a joke and is pitied by the masses.

Poor Jackie, she used to have a career, than she got holmed by Bill. Now, she just spouts off regurgitated crap about silent births and vitamins.

by Mrs Fine June 18, 2006

holmes

Term came into existence as a honorific after Larry Holmes defeated Gerry "The Great White Hope" Cooney, in spectacular fashion in 1982. Larry Holmes, a dominant heavyweight champion, won his first 48 professional fights Its orgin has no reference to Sherlock Holmes, John Holmes, or homeboy. It has come to be used in place homeboy, or just as a term for a stranger ie Jack or Buddy.

What's up holmes?

by Dedan January 13, 2009

Holmes

The best last name ever. Unless people continually call you "Sherlock" or say, "What's up Holmes?"

Person 1: "What's your name?"
Person 2: "Meagan Holmes."
Person 1: "What's up Holmes. Hey, are you related to Sherlock?"
Person 2: *dear God* "He's fictional."
Person 1: "No way!"
Person 2: mumbling "Jesus Christ, you're thick."

by doodledooooooooooooo October 4, 2010

holmes

Misspelling of "homes," which is a shortening of "homeboy."

Person 1: Whassup, holmes?
Person 2: You're an idiot.

by doug3456576 June 9, 2007

Holmes

A compliment saying that the one being complimented has a large penis. Holmes is derived from the 70's porn star who had a 14 inch wang.

Minority 1: Yo holmes!
Minority 2: Yo ese!

by bbbigbossbb October 19, 2005

Holmes

The nickname for your lunch aid that calls you and your friends things such as; “homeboy,” “fart,” “nerd,” and “barbecue sauce”

Holmes: What’s up homeboy?

Me: Good?
Holmes: Go poop on yourself

by YourDailyDoseOfConk October 17, 2018