Helene fischen

When someone says he's going to party, but only to German hit songs (Schlager).

Me: What are you doing tonight?
Him: I will be helene fischen tonight. Do you wanna come too?

by MemoryFreezer October 14, 2018

Ned Holness

Carlos Mencia's real name. Born in Honduras with a German father. Ned thinks because he was born near Mexico he has the right to call himself wetback and classify himself as "beaner." He is well known for ripping other people off and getting all the credit. He got his stage name from a comedy club because "it sounded more Mexican."

Nobody should watch his stupid show either, which is just rehashed sketches of other comedians jokes. I think he pays the audience to laugh. All he has going for him is his "controversial and edgy" material which I already heard from about a hundred different comics before hand.

Ned Holness is a hack and he fucking gives comedy a bad name. He rips people off and tries to be something he's not. Hopefully people will see the light and stop supporting him and he will lose all his money and have to be deported. He also announced on a radio show that he gave himself a nickname. What a fucking tool.

Joe Rogan recently handed Ned's ass to him and the video can be seen all over the internet. Finally someone has the balls to stand up to this fucking hack.

I fucking hate Ned Holness and so should you. He's a fucking thief, a hack, a loser, and he is not funny. I guarentee Ned has never spent one day living as a normal Mexican.

Ned, either apologize to the world and every struggling comedian that deserves that success you stole, or simply retire from ripping people and get a day job. Or you can move to Mexico and back up everything you say.

Oh yea if you don't believe a word I say, do some research for yourself.

by A fan of comedy February 20, 2007

Hoelene

A certain individual that has an oversized forehead, a numerous number of side mans, and that is used to spreading their legs for small black items. ;) (The one way you know a person is a "Hoelene" is when they ever say this phrase "new phone, who this?"

1. You want to sleep with so many hoelenes.
2. John, you have a big hoelene.

by FlareLink March 2, 2017

Helene

Helene is probably named after someone's grandma, as she gets asked that question a lot. Everyone thinks her name is beautiful, although they never quite know how to pronounce it. She often goes by Helen, just for the sake of simplicity, but she doesn't really mind. Helene will answer to any name even remotely similar to her own, which confuses many other people

mike: is that helen?

john: no, its helene

by okhelen October 5, 2019

helene

a girl whom is very loved and hilarious. she is always looking her finest and everyone wants to be like her! she got a great singing voice and is alway herself nothing other that! helene love to have fun and parrty..especially salsa dance in the casinos. LOUD! but she is also terribly smart and incredible gorgeous,all the time.

this girl is obviously a helene! i mean were all practically pee our pants. i mean she looks gorgeous..and shes sooooooo smart? weird you never find both of that in a girl?? and sweet heart when she sings its like im in HEAVEN! i love her sooo much, well all do!

by cassssssin January 23, 2009

Her Celestial Holiness

The magical being that is alan. She is a Tibetan singer who sings in both Japanese and Mandarin Chinese. Her "Tibetan wailing" is able to cleanse your soul and mind.

Bow before Her Celestial Holiness!

by pommy48 August 15, 2010

holzner dip

It is a sexual position where the female is on the bed and the males penis is in her mouth and each of his balls are in one of her nostrils.

Those fools from claremont like to do the holzner dip; there so dirty.

by Jock da Roc February 10, 2009