baiting hogs

The act of hooking up with fat chics, usually after having a few drinks and just wanting to get laid no matter what.

I had a few too many drinks last night and found myself baiting hogs at the club.

by NakJPaulG May 7, 2008

Hobosexual

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

by katethegr8 February 12, 2019

hoges

tacky and unappealing, maybe a bit gross Australian slang

"Have you ever been inside his duplex ? It's so hoges"

by Leemok June 24, 2020

holosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to holographic things (e.g.: Nail polishes, poster boards, phone cases, ect.)

Person 1: Look at that persons holo collection!
Person 2: They must be a holosexual

by Certified Holosexual August 1, 2015

Hogstroke

To apply the head of ones penis inside the rim of a glass or other drinking receptacle.

I hogstroke'd your coffee mug, how's my kids taste?

by SparkyJay March 4, 2011

Strobin’ Hobos

The acting of putting a strobe light in the eyes of homeless persons while asking him to leave your property.

Hey Jack, sorry I missed your call. I was strobin’ hobos in my yard so they won’t steal my goats.

by StrobinHobos77 May 9, 2018

30 to 50 feral hogs

"30 to 50 feral hogs" describes a type of rhetoric where an overtly minimal point is used to counter an extremely strong and ethical position. The origin is found with an instance on the social media site Twitter where an argument was made to limit access to high-powered assault weapons so to reduce the possibilities of mass shootings in the U.S., and therefore save human lives. A counter-argument was presented with a scenario where an individual's rural property was invaded with "30 to 50 feral hogs" while his children were outside playing in the yard. The weak opposing position was that the individual required access to an assault weapon in order to effectively dispatch the feral hog threat and protect his children. Given the many other ways to alleviate a situation where a herd of animals are encroaching on a developed property (fence, sticks, lower-powered weapons), the general consensus is that the argument is laughably feeble.

"Sure, assault weapons kill lots of innocent people, but how do I kill the 30 to 50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 minutes while my small kids play?"

by Professor_Trek August 6, 2019