hoifed

the act of getting completely pwned; can also be used to describe anything/anyone that gets figuratively destroyed commonly used in Call Of Duty when one team wrecks another. The o can be substituted for a zero (0)

The Big E: Thats right bitches, sit down.
Bryan: Get. Hoifed.
Kush: Throw up that h0if clan tag.

Koo: ROUR

by thekirbinator December 14, 2010

Face Hogged

face hogged -a really long make out session.

dude you so got face hogged at that party last night.

by baby turtle & tonka :) January 25, 2011

Hoofed

When you are in Red Lion, Pa or any other small town and you find yourself sodomized by the hoof of a deer.

... "When Mort and Cait found Trixie her two passengers were laying on the side of road bleeding from their asses. I think they were hoofed"

by Loifer December 27, 2007

double-hogged growler

the act of tucking your balls and shlong back between your legs, yanking a mooner and running down the street. Also see fruit basket or fruit bowl.

Dale pulled a mean double-hogged growler and scared all the neighborhood kids.

by bt February 25, 2003

Hoffed

To get belligerently drunk, David Hasselhoff-style

I don’t know about you guys but I plan on getting Hoffed tonight.

Hey did you hear Marc got Hoffed last night? That’s why he’s not in today.

I was so Hoffed up last night.

by HannahBanana May 17, 2007

Hoofed it

To drive very fast to a destination

"wow you got here quick"

"Fuckin hoofed it down the m6 didn't I?"

by purpleschmurple June 7, 2016

Extreme Hogfestation

To indulge in a variety of delicious food; to pig out

It was total extreme hogfestation in Victoria this weekend! I couldn’t get my pants done up this morning.

by Explore Victoria March 31, 2015