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Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.
Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!
by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011
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william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.
Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.
by M00$3 May 8, 2007
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Holden Caulfield

The most real literary character I've read from the novel The Catcher in the Rye. JD Salinger, the author of Catcher himself, often referred to Holden as a real person, saying things like, "No, Holden wouldn't like that."

Depressed throughout the novel, he takes jabs at the injustices around him, calling many people and things "phony," and while usually true, stating this only made him more depressed.

People he liked included his dead brother Allie, his kid sister Phoebe, and Mr. Antolini, a teacher at a former school of his who cleaned up the dead body of Kevin Castle after he killed himself by jumping from a dorm window.
Some quotes of Holden Caulfield:
"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."

"High school's full of phonies, and all you do is study so that you can learn enough to be smart enough to be able to buy a goddam Cadillac some day, and you have to keep making believe you give a damn if the football team loses, and all you do is talk about girls and liquor and sex all day, and everybody sticks together in these dirty little goddam cliques."

"Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God I don't."
by jose rodriguezz May 16, 2006
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Holden McGroin

A famous Italian actor who worked his way from being a broke actor in theatre musical to a TV Star featured in Days of Our Lives. He once had a cameo in the early episodes of F.R.I.E.N.D.S with his look alike, Matt LeBlanc.
Have you seen Holden McGroin in Man With a Plan ?!
by Brief Velkoz December 5, 2018
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Holden Caulfield

to 'pull a Holden Caulfield' is to go on a trip with no real aim in mind; a day trip (or night trip) that is completely reliant on one's stream of consciousness; based on Holden Caulfield's random journey through New York from J. D. Salinger's novel, "The Catcher in the Rye."
We had no idea what we wanted to do or where we wanted to go, so we pulled a Holden Caulfield and rambled around for a while.
by mzcaravan April 10, 2010
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Holden's Crib

Sneaky sex obtained while dumping your baby on someone else.
"we'll be back in a couple hours, we're just going to pick up Holden's crib."
by pete o'seale August 4, 2008
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Hogbenasia

Syndrome - progressive deterioration of a depth of personality. Stems after a girl catches 'basic bitch' disorder from areas such as Starbucks or the Kardashian sphere of influence, referred as the 'axis of evil' by former president George Bush Jr.
I think she may be suffering from hogbenasia, her Instagram is full of frappachinos and uneventful photos with captions implying some relevant importance.
by Mr p pants May 14, 2014
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