area populated by women who give it up easily i.e club or bar.can also be a designated part of ones house or property i.e my boat, my bedroom etc to convey pimp status for themselves.
1.
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
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guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
guy: yo we gonna hit up that new club "wet vajayjay"?
guy#2: hell yea i heard its a true hoezone!!!
2.
guy: well this is my king size bed or how i like to call it the "hoezone"
3.
guy#1: i couldve sworn john was right next to me ?
guy#2: he was ....
guy#1: hes over there look hes dancing with 4 chicks !!
guy#2: oh snap he found the hoezone!!!!
by valos1479 May 28, 2009
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He was funny ,always down to hang out but I know he doesn’t do relationships he stuck in his hoetendency ways.
He was funny ,always down to hang out but I know he doesn’t do relationships he stuck in his hoetendency ways.
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Dutch word for "son of a bitch".
More specifically, hoer means "prostitute" and jong means "son" in this particular context.
More specifically, hoer means "prostitute" and jong means "son" in this particular context.
Hee homie, check die gast dan, da's echt zo'n hoerenjong!
Hey homie, check out that dude, he's a real son of a bitch!
Hey homie, check out that dude, he's a real son of a bitch!
by Tukker December 14, 2007
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Erika: There's definite hoetential there, just lose the excess clothing!
Erika: There's definite hoetential there, just lose the excess clothing!
by WickedLittleGirls October 22, 2009
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a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
a man who had reached so many failures it becomes his signature
verb.
to do something stupid without knowing it
by gunner13 July 17, 2017
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Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
by Hans the German Monarchist July 22, 2021
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