hoestarch

the affect of a womans hair when a mans natural fluids are left in after a night of sex

that girls hairdo has been hoestarched

by bamfdale December 26, 2007

hosnitch

women who spread gossip about the many men and women they've had sex with

She's such a hosnitch...do i really need to know that marco likes his ass licked?

by five north July 8, 2010

hobosnatch

When a shaved/waxed vagina begins to show regrowth, thusly resembling the unshaven, unkempt face of a hobo.

"I got a Brazilian wax four weeks ago but have decided to grow it out again, I'm currently rockin' a hobosnatch.

by beardanger March 12, 2014

hoenatch

one who is in the state of being utterly and irredeemably heinous and ugly.

Mark's ex-girlfriend is a hoenatch.

by Thomas Payne March 7, 2004

hosenatch

This is the combination of the canadian word hoser and a modified version of the word bitch(biznatch). It refers to any of the following; a really slutty girl, a girl that annoys the hell out of you, or just a girl that you plain hate.

I was trying to read the sports page but that hosenatch would not shut up.

by Bret December 12, 2004

Hosnatch

A catastrophically flamboyant person. This person may often waist their life doing homework or fucking random people. This person usually has an inanely cool yet dorky sibling. A hosna usually like to show people thier boobs, or dancing in front of a large crowd wearing onesies. This person cannot drive for shit and is asexual.

"Hey guys, my girlfriend just dumped me and im feeling really lonely, can you help?"
"Yeah man, just call Hosnatch, she might be busy making stupid fucking Facebook videos tho."
"Okay ill call her! Hopefully ill get lucky..."
"Dont worry man, you will, you definitly will. She might be bad at driving a car but shes amazing at driving the stick shift if ya know what i mean ;)

by Pimp Marcus March 18, 2011

Honatch

Noun: A person worse than a regular "ho", in terms of skankiness. May also be used in conversational manner when another has made an error.

Dawg, that trick be a honatch.
Honatch, that ain't David Banner, thats Chingy.

by bigtimmy September 24, 2003