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hoe move

1. a systematic action taken in order to cause a mental or physical discomfort to one or more individuals.

2. a move pulled in order to cause self-satisfaction at the expense of another. (if pulled more than twice then it is hoe business)

3. the reversal of another hoe move

f.y.i.=hoe moves can be spontaneous
ex1
To mess up a lot of dishes, and leave food on the plates, BY YOURSELF, after somobody JUST washed the dishes 2o min before, and leave to spend a weekend at someone else's house. Just to cause someone to clean up after you... hoe move indeed!!!

ex2
come home from work and cook one strip of bacon. Cook one more 20 min before everyone comes home, then leave, so when they come home they'll think that there is cooked food, but there's not...hoe move!!!

ex3
To intentionally drink the milk jug down to less than a cup left, and then go out and buy a brand new box of Cinnanmin Toast Crunch, and then leave early in the morning so that it's an unspoken that IT WAS YOU, but they can't say anything cause you are gone. When they wake up in the morning expect "A GOOD OL" bowl of cereal, they can't make it, thus leaving them extremly frustrated...hoe move indeed!!
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shit bag bitch ass hoe mother fucker

An insult generally used to insult someone that you hate with a passion
by Cammie September 30, 2004
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hoe move

A selfish and thoughtless move that cannot be described any simpler than being a Hoe Move.
Dude, that bitch dumped him the night before homecoming, i cannot believe she pulled a hoe move like that.
by roberto chlarnece d October 7, 2006
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Hoe'mon cards

As the Japs created and released Poke'mon for their younger audience, they started working on plans "Hoe'mon" cards for the mature audience. The game would consist of you as the pimp(trainer in pokemon terms)Catching different races of Hoe's(pokemon in mature terms)their attack powers where based off what sexual disease they had. The reason why Hoe'mon was never realsed was because during the last few hours of development the Yakusa gang blew the place up accidently thinking the building was a police station.
Bob: Hey Matt, I challenge you to Hoe'mon cards

Later on....

Matt: Your Ghetto crackhead card preforms doggystyle with me wearing a ripped condom contracting Gental Warts resulting in 145 damage! But it's no match for my next move!

Bob: Damn.. I'm dead your Ethopian Male Stripper Let me fuck you in the ass Contracting AIDS! Resulting in 1000 damage points!
by Bum Killa 101 April 10, 2009
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hoe move

when someone does sumthing that is selfish an thoughtless
he pulled a hoemove when he left wit his girl instead of staying with us.
by dun give a fuck April 18, 2005
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hoe monkey

man whore and a dude who fucks all da women ;)
by 60065 July 25, 2011
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