Hodad

Someone who clings to a mass marketed subculture that he or she believes to be edgy and dangerous.
The White Stripes record release party was attended by shiftless hodads.
by Ten Thousand August 20, 2008
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hodad

Generic term for a wannabe. At one time, it had something to do with surfers, but no more.
The world loves (hodad)s, do that brand new thing!
by danq58 January 14, 2008
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A hodad is when your father has a sex change and becomes a prostitute.
Hey, look! Isn't that Jimmy's hodad over on the corner?
by sprude July 17, 2006
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hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.
"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."
by Greg March 31, 2003
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Boardless Hodad

Someone who is very uncool from the perspective of a surfer of skater. Mainly due to the fact that they are not a part of their community and thus have no board (skate/surf).
Oh man that guy in the red hat on the warf has been acting like that all day, what a Boardless Hodad!

Those jerks down from x, what a bunch of Boardless Hodads
by Amaximus June 19, 2010
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Hodad

A Hodad is an older surfer, who most often rides a longboard and is able to get onto waves before the shortboards, but because the hodad is riding a longboard, he is unable to shred the vave the way a shortboarder would be able to do. The opposite of a gremmie, a younger surfer that rides a short board but who drops in on you everytime.
In the movie "Ride the Wild Surf" the song "Secret Surf Spot":

"My secret surf spot, where nobody knows
The Gremmies and the Hodads never go"
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Hodad

Something that is super cheesy, corny, or plain out stupid!

A word that is used by lazy hillbillies when their vocabulary is shot.
"Hey, Mary-Lou, that there show you's watchin' is pretty Hodad!

"C'mon, Howard, don't do that- its so Hodad."

"I don't know about you, Bobby, but that couch is Hodad."

"Latisha built a wooden deck per her above ground pool, but it turned out to be quite Hodad."
by Hippiechic98 January 04, 2013
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