Hoboken car wash

When any combination of 3 of more people (male(s) and or female(s)) urinate on someone while one of the them is brushing the person getting pee'd on. Much like a car wash.

Yo, she looks like a Russian hooker, think she's up for a Hoboken car wash?

by valorcco June 19, 2010

Hoboken Eyepatch

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch

by I.M.D. October 9, 2007

Hoboken

a sexy yuppie town located on the west bank of the Hudson River Overlooking Manhattan. One of the Best places in Hudson County to view the NYC skyline. Place where a 1 bedroom condo could go for about 1 million dollars, and where money flows through the town like water. One of the nicest towns in the urban part of NJ.Hoboken gives laguna beach a run for it's money!!!

Person One: I live in NYC, Where do yuo live?
Person Two: Hoboken
Person One: Wow, Your sooo much more lucky than me!

by Hob0ken Lover September 3, 2005

hooklet

young hooker, or hooker in training, specifically referring to pre-teens willing to take their clothes off.

Look at Justin Bieber, struttin' his stuff. He is such a hooklet!

by tonestermcbonester February 25, 2011

hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.

SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011

Hoboken Hotdog

The act of sticking your penis in a girls ass and then putting your dirty penis in her mouth.

She gets hungry after anal, so I gave her a Hoboken Hotdog.

by Blue May 17, 2004

hobokey

To be a hick.

Damn, that's a freakin hobokey town!
Close the door, what are you, a hobokey?

by akumagen March 12, 2003