The amount of space occupied by a dead hooker, typically used to measure the size of a car's trunk. The actual volume of a Dead Hooker Unit has been disputed, since hookers come in different sizes. Most parties agree that a DHU is the average volume occupied by a dead hooker, but that there is not a definite conversion from DHU to liters.
A Ford Taurus only has a 3.1 Dead Hooker Unit trunk. What are we going to do with the fourth dead hooker?
by BrockLi August 24, 2006
Get the dead hooker unit mug.Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this
disclaimer: i did not make this
by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020
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An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."
Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"
by McGingie December 18, 2014
Get the Blackjack and hookers mug.When you accidentally run over a hooker on your way to college and she starts to kick your car door.
Amy: “How do we get rid of this hostile hooker?”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”
Person 2: “ Don’t worry she might die from all the pills she ingested today, what a dumb hoe”
by Amymamy December 8, 2020
Get the Hostile Hooker mug.Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019
Get the Hooker Hoagie mug.A particularly nasty and stupid person whose words and actions evoke anger and resentment in others. Also, a good way to describe a buffoonish person who defies description.
by Goofball22457 April 5, 2011
Get the Asshole Hooker mug.Preparation of a place, such as a hotel room, that involves removing or hiding in a safe, all valuables and personal information such as a Driver's License so that the hooker that you bring there doesn't steal anything of value or, more importantly, can't link you being there.
Please go hooker proof our room before the hired help arrives. The last time we used this service, that bitch stole my wallet!
by Cabo Zen January 29, 2017
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