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licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
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Dick Holing

The act of making physical love whilst wearing ones undergarments. The party performing the Dick Holing more often than not would be the man, and prefers to wear tighty whiteys, would weave his cock through the dick hole of his underwear and perform penetration on the receiving party while not fully being nude. There are many reasons one would perform Dick Holing, a person could be a nevernude, a man may want to ceremonially present his erect phallus to his receiving partner, but most notably recent studies have indicated that these Dick Holers do not want to expose their testicles to the elements. It has also been determined that most people who perform this act also participate in sox
Friend#1- Did you hear that the boss fucks his girl through the dick hole in his undies?
Friend#2- Yeah, he's a dick holing son of a bitch! Heard he likes having sox too!
by Dr. Thunder phd April 25, 2017
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Ad hominem

An attack upon an opponent in order to discredit their arguement or opinion. Ad hominems are used by immature and/or unintelligent people because they are unable to counter their opponent using logic and intelligence.
Person A: I think we should spend more money on environmental protection.
Person B: You just think that because you’re a stupid tree-hugger.

Person A: It is crucial that we facilitate adequate means to prevent degradation that would jeopardize the project.
Person B: You think that just because you use big words makes you sound smart? Shut up you loser; you don't know what you're talking about.
by Pcc88 July 31, 2005
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Big holing

Making an Emergency application of the train brakes
Paul: My locomotive was hurling down the mountain when I got the signal that Birdie was tied to the railroad track.

Paco: What happened?

Paul: Well, I started big holing but unfortunately I was only 100 yards away from her when I got the signal. You do the math.
by ignatius1004 May 1, 2010
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Badger holing

The act of putting ones balls in another mans anus
I badge holed him so much he gasped in orgasm. Now all we do every weekend is badger holing
by frezeeblast August 22, 2015
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hobin'd

To get fired from your job, and stopped from doing anything in general. Usually the news comes without notice in a swift manner.
I can't believe that Tom was hobin'd from tech support the other day.
by The Don2 September 6, 2006
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