Her Majesty / High Maintenance. "Allow me to inform your uppity blonde self that we ain't even got no damn grapefruit juice to splash in your damn Sex on the Beach and same applies to whatever your pet monkey drinkin' too."
by Monkey's Dad November 23, 2022
Get the HMmug. Usually a word used for saying you either don't know what to say or are currently thinking. Usually used in text language or on IM services.
by DouchePig2 March 13, 2009
Get the Hmmug. a word mostly women use that institutes intense wonder in the guy, thus giving her such power in only one small grunt-type majiig.
It is also used to make other people wonder what you're thinking about, or is used to pretend you're listening...
It is also used to make other people wonder what you're thinking about, or is used to pretend you're listening...
by Revlen April 12, 2006
Get the hmmug. Person 1: You see that girl with the prada bag checking out the dude in the shiny shirt?
Person 2: Yeah, she is crazy HM.
Person 2: Yeah, she is crazy HM.
by Bruler May 4, 2004
Get the HMmug. HMS or How Many Stell's is the scale of rating the looks of a girl on the basis of how many Stella Artois it would take to engage in sexual relations with them.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
The rating spans from 0-15 0 being the lowest 15 being the highest.
NOTE: It is always based on straight PINTS and bad ratings can lead to diciplinarys within the group of lads. If you see a 0 stells candidate then they can then be rated out of 5 as a more accurate rating 5 being a highest.
Lewis: Hey Jake!
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
Jake: Yeah
Lewis: HMS?
Jake: What her?
Lewis: Yeah the red head!
Jake: Thats a standard 0 Stells man!
Lewis: You know! Nill Poits
by SECbois November 7, 2011
Get the HMSmug. What's with all these people wearing stupid colorful socks--do they think they distract people away from realizing how boring and unoriginal they actually are, hm?
by burlwood January 5, 2016
Get the hmmug. High maintenance. When someone takes their sweet time getting ready and making everyone wait for them so they can put on their eye lashes and fake nails.
by Ceewok September 16, 2014
Get the HMmug.