Hmong

We are asians just like viet, chinese, laos, koreans, japanese and etc..just like white people. Theres many kinda of white people.
by Kaolee May 31, 2005
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Hmong Ruam

"A Hmong person (or people) who would only hate on his/her kind, would complain and/or fight over the littlest thing(s), and/or commit the dumbest act(s)."

This definition can also apply to other races by replacing the term Hmong with their race (i.e., White Ruam, Black Ruam, Mexican Ruam, etc.).
Example 1
A Hmong person who continues to ONLY spread hate towards Hmong religion. Hence, tsov tom Salad Vaj Hmong Ruam tsab ntse!

Example 2
A handful of Hmong people complaining about the term "Hmong" being divisive 30 years after it was recognized by the USA and almost a decade after it was recognized by the United Nations as the proper term to identify ALL Hmong people around the world regardless of the dialects they speak. Hence, cov Hmongruam noj quav no.

Example 3
Old Hmong men and women going back to Laos to marry teens. Hence, cov poj laus yawg laus Hmong Ruam taub hau loj no, tuag mus zoo dua.
by Josh Lee Kim February 01, 2023
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Hmong Mobile

A vehicle driven by a Hmong person containing more occupants than the manual suggests. Usually a minivan or hatchback manufactured earlier than 1990.
Did you see that hmong mobile pull out of that McDonalds? That was some funny shit.
by Hmong Mobile Salesman September 17, 2006
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hmong pants

Pants that are worn by a Hmong person that covers their whole shoes. Usually worn by Hmong guys.
Oh damn! I like that hmong pants. What kind of shoes are you wearing?
by Preap June 20, 2010
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Hmong Pack

Hmong families usually consiting of up to 15 people all trying to pack into one riced out van/car. Usually found in areas of large hmong population (aka midwest). Can be compared to circuses when clowns jam into cars for entertainment purposes.
Bryan: "Wow! There is so many people in here"
Drew: "Yeah we're really hmong packin' it!"
by B. Jones April 08, 2006
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Hmong Sandwich

1) When a person is acting very strangely, aka severe zoidage.

2) Sold at Perkins in St Cloud, Minnesota
Mike we have to leave, we have a ride waiting. Hold on let me get my food. Hey! Where's my hmong sandwich??!!
by Hammer2104 June 18, 2010
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Flabbergasting hmong

Out of breath non air breathing non-Andrew Tate looking Asian with a HUGE personality
by JI DION October 24, 2022
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