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laus

to think of what society want you to do and do the exact opposite
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by Methisia November 9, 2003
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Laus

A Laus is a person who doesn't know that a pair means 2! But he is still cute
He doesn't know a pair equals 2, what a Laus!
by Not Laus January 22, 2020
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laust

Laust is a big danish guy, he can be a meanie but when it comes to beer, he is the friendliest person you will ever meet. When you meet a Laust, always invite him to a party.
"Hey, have you see Laust?"
"Yeah, he's right there, getting a beer"
by krackazzbois January 19, 2018
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Peyton Lauseng

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7
Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space
by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020
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LAUSD (LAWLESS AND UNETHICAL SCHOOL DISTRICT)

Acronym For lawless and unethical school district. The second largest school district in the nation is notorious for protecting pedophiles and white chalk crime sprees. In LA people go to great expense and trouble to send their children to other districts or private schools.
LAUSD recently made headlines again with yet another concealed pervert scurrying into the public eye and a billion dollar boondoggle involving known for its toxic school sites and terrible free lunch fare, LAUSD has made headlines with the Belmont Black Hole, a recent ex scandal involving sperm flavored cockroaches and bondage.infamous for mistreating teachers and students, LAUSD has distinquished itself in waste, criminal indifference and as a Fortune 500 company
Many LA teachers believe sending your child to an LAUSD (Lawless AND Unethical School District) campus is child abuse.
by Chance La Rue October 4, 2013
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lausquid

a lausquid is a liquid and a solid like putty, slime, paint slime it came from spongebob

another definition is the squids on mario cart that spray you with ink
you lausquid!

its a liquid no its a solid no its a lausquid!

aww I just got lausqiuded!

madi you lausquid!
by i <3 raccoons August 14, 2011
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LAUSD

Los Angeles Unified School Districrt or Los Angeles Usurpers of Students and Democracy due to costly scandals from corruption , waste and incompetence that undermines the city's youth with underfunding . This leads to teacher lay offs, large class size, lack of support & resources, neglected facilities and social promotion, creating an academic and economic gap that conspires against equality and a pursuit of happiness THUS LAUSD usurps students & their democratic rights.
The students at Jeffersin HS still have not been given a schedule and its almost Thanksgivng, but that's what happens when your school is part of LAUSD
by Roughbeast November 3, 2014
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