Russian Hatmaker

During anal stimulation, the woman uses her tongue and teeth to remove any hair and dingle berries from the man's ass, and proceed to make a fur hat with the anal hair.

Tom - " Nice hat man"
Joe - " Thanks man, my girlfriend made it for me"
Tom - " No shit, is that hair?"
Joe - " Yea man, Sally pulled a Russian Hatmaker on me last night"

by Ron Mcfondaled October 18, 2009

Portuguese hatmaker

(Noun) used to describe some idiot who works too hard with minimal outcome for his/her efforts. working long hours, no sleep, no money. just living a dumb ass life.

Sweet Life James, you work like a Portuguese hatmaker!

by theben86 October 18, 2009

Hatmaker Effect

The Hatmaker effect is what happens when a guy falls hard for a girl that is gorgeous, funny, sweet and just all around amazperfectness. Once the Hatmaker effect has taken ahold of you i would advise to just let it happen. Side effects include deep emotions for a girl, wanting to do something special for them as much as possible, loss of appetite, constant dreams of her, and perhaps on rare occasions the sharing of a furry friend between you and a girl. The Hatmaker Effect has no cure and will stay with you until the end of time.

Christopher: Bro i cant eat and i have been having these weird dreams about a girl. Whats wrong with me?

Luke: It sounds like the Hatmaker effect to me bro.

by Just An ACC Student April 30, 2011

Hitmarker

The situation of pure luck in which a condom breaks, and the girl does not get pregnant.

The pregnancy test came back negative! Thank God for hitmarkers!

by Bayardo-yo-momma-stiener September 30, 2011

Hatmaker

The definition of Hatmaker is after anal sex you let the fecal matter on your penis dry up and you take the shit cap off and make her where it has a hat.

"Baby clean your hair and open your butt i feel like giving you a Hatmaker right now"

by Nick sawyer June 13, 2007

hitmaker

(noun) 1. a complete faggot. 2. a person who enjoys being a faggot. 3. a person well experienced in the act of being a faggot 4. a group of faggots at Half Hollow High School Wests who desperately need to watch their backs 5. a group of faggots at Half Hollow Hills High School West that are known to be faggots

Shit that kids such a pussy and a fag, he could be a hitmaker.

by Hitmaker hater October 5, 2004

hatemaker

A high-alcohol alcopop beverage that is both cheap and strong in alcohol ( > 8%). The user quickly becomes pissed ultimately leading to infighting even between friends (the hate).

This is frequently used by ex-pats in Japan and Singapore to describe the Chūhai family of drinks.

What happened to you last night?
I have no fucking clue, I started on the hatemakers around 7 and the next thing I remember was waking up on a bench in Roppongi with a black eye.

by Zee Count July 8, 2010