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San Francisco Hitchhike

The act of tucking your penis back and then proceeding to jerk yourself off from the back while your thumb is extended into your butthole.
Ray was feeling frisky today, so he tucked it back and gave himself a good ol' San Francisco Hitchhike.
by kct September 26, 2014
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umbrella hitchhike

to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010
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Salvadorian Hitchhike

"What did you do last night?" "Oh, Ella and I tried the Salvadorian hitchhike! "
by yesthatsmeh February 18, 2015
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Florida handlebar hitchhike

After being anally fucked in missionary by your partner or significant other, you then get picked up and worn like a backpack. Meanwhile, your partner or significant other fucks a tiny dwarf bitch reverse cowgirl.
I just got a florida handlebar hitchhike and it was amazing
by ThatSquidy69 September 2, 2025
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Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 5, 2010
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the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

A book never published on Earth, and until a terrible catastrophe occurred in an alternate probability in 1979, never seen or even heard of by any Earthman.
Nevertheless, a wholly remarkable book.
In fact, it was probably the most remarkable book ever to come out of the great publishing corporations of Ursa Minor- of which no Earthman had ever herd either.
No only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than "Celestial Home Care Omnibus," better selling than "Fifty-three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity," and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philosophical blockbusters, "Where God Went Wrong," "Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes," and "Who Is This God Person Anyway?"
In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, The "Hitchhiker's Guide" has already supplanted the great "Encyclopedia Galactica" as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryphal, or at least widely inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

1. It is slightly cheaper.

2. It has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels."
by Gorblax May 2, 2005
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