hit the sack

when u get hit in the balls.

now my nuts are sooo huge cuz of that one morning i woke up and accidentally hit the sack.

by nobody else here March 18, 2017

hit the sack

Masturbating to fall asleep before bed.

I am gonna hit the sack & passout

by aekdbro April 06, 2011

hit the sack

a term for masturbation widely used in the deep south

Boys, I'm gonna hit the sack! And I ain't going to sleep or nothing!

by dr. hoodrat November 03, 2015

hit the sack

another joke you play on your friends (usually guys). see example.

me: what do you do before you go to bed?
him: ???
me: hit the sack! *punch in the nuts*

by fanatacist July 24, 2004

hit the sack jack

A term used to tell a person to do something or leave a certain place. This term was first developed when a super scientist changed the channel, which his grandson was watching, on the television.

Son: Hey! I'm watching TV!
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

Son: I don't know if i should ask her out Rick.
Grandfather: Hit The Sack Jack!

by Mattanian May 30, 2017

hit the sack... and then go to bed

A declaration used in parting from company when one is about to retire for the evening to sleep, but not before masturbating.

In delivery, there should be a slight pause between "sack" and "and" to emphasize that what was implied by the first statement was not what was actually intended.

Me: Well, guys... I oughta be getting along. Time to hit the sack... and then... go to bed.

My Company: (moment of dawning... laughs and jeers)

by J Monty Rivers December 27, 2003

Hit the sack and go to bed

To masturbate before going to sleep

Hey man, it's been fun tonight, but I'm going to hit the sack and go to bed

by Omega Potato February 19, 2019