hissters

Two female cats that live in the same house but can't stand each other.

Mudgie and Hubie were hissters because they fought constantly .

by J.H. Surgery October 3, 2016

histerical

1) A deliberate misspelling of "historical" and "hysterical" to create a portmanteau, which means literally "very funny history" or "funny today, though it was serious at the time."

2) An extension of this meaning is to derisively imply that something today is garbage, of little importance, or no value — but might have "histerical value" in the future.

1) "The TV Show Dragnet is a histerical example of 1960s attitudes."

2) "I am keeping these videos of Trump speaking for their histerical value."

by Andy Somers February 11, 2020

Adolf Hissler

A term used to describe black and white cats that have a small black patch under their nose, resembling the patch of hair under that of Adolf Hitler, however they do not have anything in else in common with him. The term "Hissler" is a play on words of "Hitler", with "Hiss" being put in place of the beginning. This is a reference to the hissing sound a cat makes when angry, which coincidentally, Hitler often was. (Or at least he sounded like it since he did a great deal of shouting.)

you're cat looks familiar

Yeah, he's a feline Adolf Hissler

by SweetCanadianSyrup June 23, 2016

hosser

Thats a pig that dont fly Straight

You know what a hosser is... thats a pig that dont fly straight- scarface

by Apugs June 2, 2004

Hissoring

Comes from the verb "to hissor"

When two men get together, straddle each other and simultaneously bang.

Essentially the male version of scissoring

You hear about Nate and Ned? They were hissoring all night long

by Hissor-Master July 12, 2010

Hiser Time

When Jeff Hiser enters a basketball game at the College of St. Joseph's and Munger gets extremely overly excited.

Munger: Oh and jeff Hiser gets up and heads to the scorers table...you know what this means...its Hiser Time

by Nick Loomis January 20, 2009

hisself

Southern Colloquialism: Contraction of two separate words, him and self.

Ewald done got hisself pinned under tha tractor agin, Ma.

by Cnut Stolen August 1, 2004