Hipsterjism

The jizz from masturbation that a Hipster wipes off his stomach because he has decided that intercourse is no longer 'in'. Translation: He masturbates because he can't get a date, because he doesn't know how to talk to the opposite sex, because he is a FUCKING HIPSTER.

A: So, how was it?
B: Yeah, I wasn't really into her, anyway.
A: But you were talking to her for a while, I thought.
B: (silence)
A: So, you thought your negativity would just eat away at her sense of self worth to the point where she would consider you attractive?
B: That's how it usually works.
A: Hm. Well, what now? Hipsterjism?
B: Where's my sock?

by ChuckChaser69 August 27, 2012

Hipstervision

A term for the type of either lensless or non-corrective glasses commonly worn by members of the 'hipster' subculture. They are worn 'ironically' because of the wearer's lack of eyesight problems.

I saw Nick got some new glasses the other day. Since when does he need glasses?

Oh no man, they're just Hipstervision to go with his new poncho and beard...

Fucking hipsters.

by djake93 December 20, 2010

hipsterati

n.

1) synonym for hipsters.

I can't go anywhere in this town without being overrun by the hipsterati.

by katesherlock November 13, 2004

Hipsterific

When wearing, saying,writing, or seeing something in style or popular. Do not over use.

That shirt Sarah is wearing is hipsterific!

by Hipsterforyou December 22, 2012

Hipsterosis

(noun) the condition of a pleasant normal person deteriorating into a hipster

Look at Jason and those ridiculous glasses. Hipsterosis really got him.

by occupy_urban May 14, 2012

hipsternism

The philosophical beliefs of the hipster definition and all aspects of hipsterness.

G:I have a camera that makes me a hipster!
H: No it doesn't. It just makes you an amateur photographer.
G: You're right, I guess I should read up more on my hipsternism.

by TacoFloober August 30, 2011

Hipstertastic

Sem at his purest. Term can be used to describe Sem, his belongings, sweaters and manners only.

Wow, Sem looks damn fine!
Yeah, he and his sweater are so hipstertastic!

by evalovesnoodles December 13, 2016