hipsterception 

The realization a hipster comes to when he/she realizes that being hipster is WAY to mainstream, resulting in a paradox.

"Dude, being a hipster is way to mainstream. A true hipster would have stopped being a hipster by now. It's like... hipsterception!"

hipsterception by frankalator March 7, 2012

Hipstercrite 

A play on the words Hipster and Hypocrite. A hipstercrite is a hipster who often contradicts his own well thought out, yet pretentious ideals (although, they sometimes see this as 'ironic' rather than hypocritical) Examples include:
1. Jude just finished blogging about how Big-market Corporations are taking over America and weeding out smaller businesses. He then closed his Mac Book Pro and finished drinking his Starbucks coffee.
2. India claims to have loved the band Foster the People, and at one time thought she was their biggest fan. However, with their recent VMA nomination for Best New Artist, she thinks they're too mainstream and now suck.

Hipster: I'm an original thinker. I go against the mainstream.
Intelligent person: You're such a hipstercrite. Intentionally going against what's popular and current to fit in with your hipster crowd makes you a follower, not and original thinker. Why not just be yourself?
Hipster: Being myself is too mainstream.
Intelligent person: Yeah, I thought you'd say that.

Hipstercrite by WigglyJiggleJigglyWiggle September 3, 2011

Hipstercritical 

The act of one hipster judging another hipster for being hipster.

Stop being so Hipstercritical man.

Hipstercritical by Fabricofthought April 10, 2011

hipstermatic 

Someone that suddenly goes from a Ipod/mp3 player to a portable cassette player (suddenly goes from modern to vintage in less than a day) or from a computer/tablet to a typewriter

Winston: Ey Eliott, were's the CD player ?cant find it.
Eliott:Oh the CD player huh? Um i gave it away and start using a record player.

Winston:What!? Why!?
Eliott:I needed something different, something cool , something old school.
Winston: Wow a Hipstermatic.

hipstermatic by datsunboyy February 28, 2015

hipstercunts 

A growing number of twenty-something ladies that generally follow the same dotted line. May be identified by showing one or more of the following characteristics: small scars all over their flapjack bodies, due to adding and removing piercings as the trends changed (now they all look stupid), beautiful faces but hideous souls -or- hideous faces made beautiful by their hard-earned vocational school cosmetology certification.
very materialistic, ugly, selfish women. Also very clever women that are used to getting what they want.

"Those hipstercunts are eating all the cake and they weren't even invited to the party."

hipstercunts by pinkflamingo April 21, 2010

Hipstercrit 

One who brags about having ridiculed hipsters before ridiculing hipsters was cool.

A Hipstercrit might say: "I kneeewww hipsters were so uncool before anyone else even knew what a hipster was. That is so over."

Hipstercrit by Bzzzd March 9, 2012

hipstercrite 

A person who hates on so-called hipsters while actually being a hipster himself.

Evan: Why doesn't Ty like Arcade Fire if he likes The Hold Steady? Are they too hipster for him?

Drake: He likes them all. He's just a hipstercrite.

hipstercrite by The B-Rex August 2, 2010