Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Possibly the longest real word in English, other than Antidisestablishmentarianmism.

Defined medically as "the fear of long words."

Patient: Doctor, I think I have a fear of long words.

Doctor: Ah! Yes! You have hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.

Patient: AHH!

by Yangis Kan July 29, 2004

Hippochristian

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

OR

Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

hippopotomonstrosequipedaliophobia

The longest phobia, the most ironic phobia, the funniest phobia. The fear of long words. Often misspelled as hippopotomonstrosequippedaliophobia.

Teacher: What's the fear of long words called?
Student: Hippopotomonstrosequipedaliophobia.
Teacher: *starts screaming*
Girl: Apparently she has it.

by Penny Ling November 1, 2013

Hippocrocapig

A woman who would be described as having a 'nice personality'. In reality she's just in danger of being harpooned.

Jeez man, tell me you didn't. She's a hippocrocapig! I wouldn't touch her with yours!

by EddyEinstein January 27, 2011

hippopotamoose

A huge fat ass bitch the size of a hippo with a huge mooseknuckle

That Nast bitch looks like a hippopotamoose

by Suka may korncob June 3, 2018

hippocrocopig

A Hippocrocopig is a another name for a person, male or female who is regarded as overweight like a hippopotomous as ugly as a crocodile and has the habbits of a pig.

Lisa Riley and Vanessa Feltz are the closest celebraties to be a Hippocrocopig

by daaaaannnnnn July 26, 2006

Hippocrip

A hippo who is involved in a gang.

The hippocrips kidknapped the President's son.

by hatersmashpertaters September 12, 2018