hippiecrite

Someone who claims to be pro-environment or pro-mankind until it becomes too expensive or inconvenient.
Al Gore tells all Americans to reduce their carbon footprint while flying a private jet from place to place. His carbon footprint is larger than my whole town's foot print, he is such a hippiecrite.
by WithOneT March 23, 2010
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hippiecrite

An individual, typically of the genus "country club soccer mom," who loudly boasts about their environmentally responsible lifestyle such as only shopping organic, lighting their homes with CFLs, and backyard composting yet, drives a HUMMER H2 and only drinks bottled water.
That hippiecrite scolded me for not recycling the paper wrapper I just tossed in the garbage as she headed off in her HUMMER H2 with windows open and air conditioning cranking to go swimming in her heated pool.
by Ocean Rat March 22, 2008
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Hippiecrit

Someone who speaks from a "woke" perspective but acts such that they defy their own view(s). - hypocrit but with a specifically "hippie" opinion.
Aw Albert was a real hippiecrit last night. How can he lecture us about how TV rots your brain when he's a soap actor... It was probs just the weed talking.
by Jadu212 January 07, 2022
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Hippiecrit

A child of the 1960's who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.
A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.
by 1Viking April 14, 2009
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hippiecrit

One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.
Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!
by Somewhere in Michigan August 14, 2007
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hippiecrite

a person who is a wannabe hippie and is a hypocrite.
"Say Joe, did you talk to Russel today?"
"Yeah Bill, he was being a damn hippiecrite today. He kept saying he was growing out his beard and won't use toilet paper anymore because trees are used to make it. But, I saw him stealing several rolls out of the corporate john!'
by AhMyGoddess June 19, 2005
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hippiecrit

a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.
1: My dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.
by tasen June 21, 2007
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