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A child of the 1960's who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.
A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.
by 1Viking April 13, 2009
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Member of the worst generation, who came to adult consciousness between 1965 and 1975 and strangely enough are usually children from parents of the so called greatest generation (1915-1925 approx.). Born between 1945-1957, this group of leftist idiots are a sub-set of the group known as baby-boomers.

They started out as Hippies when young, but turned into cynical and disillusioned Hippiecrits by their mid twenties . Upon reaching middle age they are angry, sour Stalinists (see Hillary Clinton). After 1975 some transformed themselves into the group known as Yuppies, due to the fiscal reality that dressing like a bag lady or bum and singing Khoum-by-Yah will not get you that multi-million dollar home.

They tend to be atheists (though if in politics they will lie about this), because believing in ANY kind of religious faith would infer that the universe DOESN'T revolve around them. Their political ideology comes from the Democratic Party, Karl Marx as well as the liberal news media, and is reinforced on a daily basis by comedy news programs. It is politically lethal to freedom loving peoples if a hippiecrit is elected to office. Theirs is a "do as I say, not as I do" philosophy. They dislike sports, hate Republicans, Independents, self-made people, the military (since most never served in it) and anything normal and fun in life.

They are responsible for $14 trillion of the $18.5 trillion dollar Federal debt due to their proclivity for spending other peoples money.
Jesus, Nancy Pelosi is anti-gun ownership for private citizens, but has a 6 man security detail around her with sub-machine guns, what a hippiecrit!

Michael Moore is the black spawn of hippiecrits.

Hillary Clinton is just another one of those angry, sour elitist hippiecrits who can't have a good orgasm without screwing a jackass!

( For Hippiecrits see: Democratic Party, NAACP, Socialist, ACLU, Liberal, Progressive, Communist, Yuppie, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Dian Feinstein, Nancy Pelosi )
by DEMHATER January 25, 2016
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One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.
Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!
by Somewhere in Michigan August 13, 2007
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The hippiecrit has lots of kids and tries to avoid "The system", and demands a "Vegan meal" at gatherings, but has been spotted enjoying a fast food burger out of town. S/he has no visible means of income but flies to Bali for the winter after receiving proceeds as a "provider" in the medical marijuana program. This person often drives a 1970's dented smog spewing car while espousing how we all need to "reduce our carbon footprint". Often can be found playing bluegrass music with a fifth of hard liquor at hand while howling at the moon....Beware-it may be catching.
If eating Tempeh, drinking Absinthe and playing Bill Monroe makes sense you might be a hippiecrit...
by bigfoot faithful April 05, 2008
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People who smoke cannabis but refuse to act for cannabis law reform.
People who would rather see the law remain intact to keep somebody who's only criminal offence is getting caught stoned down in the gutter where he belongs.
The only effect prohibition has had for these people is high prices for getting high.
by generic_hippie February 24, 2005
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a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.
1: My dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.
by tasen June 21, 2007
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hip-ee-krit noun

1. A jam band listening, acid dropping hippie who shit talks edm even though they themselves used to, or still do, listen to electronic music.

2. A hippie who is a total dick/bitch and or poser towards any other non hippies which goes against the peace and love mentality of a true hippie.
-"Some douche said Bassnectar is garbage and needs to learn to play real instruments like Umphreys."
-"He went to a Bassnectar show 5 months ago! What a hippie-crit!"

-"This hippie-crit totally mean mugged me after I asked them if I could borrow a bowl"
by SL33V3L3SS January 23, 2013
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