Hippiecrit

Someone who speaks from a "woke" perspective but acts such that they defy their own view(s). - hypocrit but with a specifically "hippie" opinion.

Aw Albert was a real hippiecrit last night. How can he lecture us about how TV rots your brain when he's a soap actor... It was probs just the weed talking.

by Jadu212 January 7, 2022

Hippiecrit

A child of the 1960's who believes in the minimalist lifestyle but still wants all of their modern conveniences.

A hippiecrit parked his Hummer with a peace symbol on the rear bumper at the clubhouse of a gated community for an NRA meeting.

by 1Viking April 13, 2009

hippiecrit

One who dresses, acts, smells and lives like a hippie. Telling other people how they need to change their ways because of what they are doing to the planet, animals, other human beings or some other cause while being easily offended. In the meantime they do not live according to their beliefs or contribute to the same things they claim you are doing wrong.

Bob tells me i shouldn't eat meat or drink milk because they are bad for me and animals suffer because of my actions. In the mean time he wears a leather jacket and smokes cigarettes and pot. He is such a hippiecrit!

by Somewhere in Michigan August 17, 2007

hippiecrit

a parent who does/has done drugs and wont allow their kids to do the same. therefore being a hippie and a hipocrit.

1: My dad smokes so much pot and he wont let me do it!
2: what a hippiecrit.

by tasen July 19, 2007

hippiecrit

One who parades as a hippie for the cultural ties and glamour, but is actually employed. And often does not smell of patchouli or other herbs.

A hippiecrit is one of those people you know who can afford to buy the "eco-friendly" brands of everything now being pumped into the market by capitalists parading as socialists (new term soon to follow.)

by Arrowgeune May 13, 2009

hippiecrit

either one who badmouths hippies but displays many notably hippie-esque qualities, or one who claims to be a hippie, but either eats meat, supports war, or bathes.

"That guy is such a hippiecrit. He claims to be a hippie, but look at that steak he's chowing!"

by baylee August 27, 2005

hippiecrit

one who calls themselves a hippie, but is really a poser and a conformist like everyone else.

"man that girl is a hippiecrit, she wears tie-dye underneath his holister jacket and lucky jeans."

by Sergi December 26, 2008