Hinch
I trail of breadcrumbs that leads one to to their true will via a intuitive leap of death. The end result is waking up with your penis cut off and replaced with a ticket to the BLM after party.
Hinch Army
A bunch of (primarily) females who are obsessed with cleaning!
They are led by a Barbie like blonde with a squeaky voice and long nails who enjoys the sound of her own voice.
She doesn’t actually clean much but prefers to spray numerous products over anything that doesn’t move.
There is also a cute dog but he has a stoned look about him probably due to the toxins he has to inhale on a daily basis.
The Hinch Army hq is not dissimilar to the living quarters of the gypsies in my big fat gypsy wedding... oh and there was one of those too.
They are led by a Barbie like blonde with a squeaky voice and long nails who enjoys the sound of her own voice.
She doesn’t actually clean much but prefers to spray numerous products over anything that doesn’t move.
There is also a cute dog but he has a stoned look about him probably due to the toxins he has to inhale on a daily basis.
The Hinch Army hq is not dissimilar to the living quarters of the gypsies in my big fat gypsy wedding... oh and there was one of those too.
Hinch Army by SLMoi November 4, 2018
Related Words
Hinch • Hinchy • hincho • Hinching • Hinch Army • hincha • Hinchabulist • Hinchaw • Hinchcliffe • Hinchco
Sumner Hinch
While in sexual intercourse with your male partner, run at him as fast as you can ramming him in the ass yelling, "Ten Points Gryffindor!" then ejaculating in ones belly button.
Man 1: Here I come Sumner Hinch!
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button
Man 2: Ugggggh!
Man 1: Ten Points Gryffindor!
*pffft* ejaculates in belly button
Sumner Hinch by sargent ass July 29, 2012
Hindhonker
Hindhonker by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
European Trailer Hitch
When you dock your lady on the womb snake and run around backwards until you run out of gas.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Or, getting fucked over by someone or something or both throughout your day.
Oh man somebody stole your car, you just got the European Trailer hitch!
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
When I get home I'm gonna give my wife the European Trailer Hitch
European Trailer Hitch by Raunchy Lou June 29, 2019
Armless Hitch Hiker
This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.
Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...
Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021
Hitchens Rule
A person can't discuss the virtues of water boarding in the press or on TV until they themselves have been water boarded. Named after the late journalist Christopher Hitchens who had himself water boarded to experience the torture method so that he could discuss it with better insight.
A person would invoke the Hitchens Rule in social media when someone who has not been the subject of water boarding, begins to describe it in glowing terms, or that the act is not actually torture.
Hitchens Rule by neoblaque December 19, 2011