hiccups

stupid orgasms of the throat.

I ate some bread and now I have the hiccups.

by Desirea May 28, 2007

Hiccups

A terrible, yet temporary disease in which you feel your soul tries to escape your body every 2-30 seconds. In some cases, people get highly frustrated, and even sometimes wish they were dead.

Known causes are: Caffinated drinks, and large amounts of laughter.

Although hiccups are not contagious, they are very common. Please be careful.

(Silence)
John: *hiccup*
Sara: Aw man! You caught the hiccups'
John: da-*hiccup*-ng. These are bad!
Sara: I'm sorry!

by Jdude May 20, 2013

hiccups

One of the most annoyest damn things ever.

Hiccups *hiccup* suck *hiccup*

by ILoveJasperWhitlockHale November 16, 2009

hiccup

a term used to soften the blow of bad news.

hugh--(on the phone with a customer) Hello!! Is Milenkovitch there??
milenkovitch--(on the other end of the phone) yes this is milenkovitch
hugh-- yes we seem to have run into a "hiccup" in regards to your bike being repaired. It seems as though your chain is broken an I will need to replace it with something fancy, this will raise the price of the repair to $200. is this going to be ok
milenkovitch-- yeah sure, you are so cool being a bike fixer, no problem.

by milenkovitch May 12, 2009

hiccupitis

This is a rare disease in which a person hiccups once; this is not intentional, and it occurs at the most random times possible. It doesn't even sound like a regular hiccup, and sometimes it sounds like a mixture of a hiccup and a burp.

I have hiccupitis, and when I hiccup it doesn't sound like a regular hiccup.

by Alyssa January 8, 2004

hiccupping

A reflex of the gullet, making one look like a cunt

Jordans hiccupping today, he looks like a cunt.

by BaronVonBK November 29, 2013

hiccups

a minor problem, esp the one which is not so serious.

Charlie, any hiccups with this baby?

by paul126 January 2, 2008