HFD

Hot, Fresh, and Delicious

That mixtape is HFD bruh. Better than eating halal off ya girls booty hole

by Holeplay March 6, 2017

HFD

Hella Fat Dick

That chick sucks HFD

by Sammers09 October 9, 2008

HFD

Heavy flow day (usually the first or second day of a woman's period).

"You got any chocolate? It's HFD today... maybe it will take my mind off these cramps."
"Shit... HFD is coinciding with Chelsea's sleepover... I hope I don't leak all over the sheets."
"I'm preparing for HFD" *stuffs bag full of tampons, pads, menstrual cup, painkillers and chocolate*

by las_91 August 11, 2018

HFD

Abbreviation for holy fucking damn.

HFD, I lost my 3DS 2 months ago and I can’t find it!!!

by pornuser June 23, 2019

HFD

Hocka-Fuckin-Doo! Taken from Hockadoo in Memphis: The Musical.

Used to show excitement.

Also can be used show emotion.

My Name is Huey Calhoun and HFD

by theoriginalxlxe October 27, 2011

HFD Blitz

When a large number, usually more than 3 Houston fire ambulances transport to the same hospital. Resulting in hospital staff being overwhelmed.

This works vice versa with houston fire trucks.

Nurse: wow! That’s a lot of patients in the ED!

Random firefighter: Yeah! Must be the good ole HFD blitz in action again!

by Crystal lizard June 23, 2025

HFD

HFD refers to a Human Faced Dog.

“Dude did you see that HFD?”

“Yeah man, that shits wack.”

by ImNear August 27, 2023