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Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.
Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.
by Circushead June 28, 2006
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False and Homosexual

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.
Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.
by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011
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Ur family reunion a homosexual communion

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.
Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.
by HeckenStop March 28, 2018
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Compulsory heterosexuality

When somebody experiences "attraction" to the opposite gender because that expectation has been pushed on them by the patriarchal society, this is quite often experienced by lesbians. It is quite difficult to distinguish between your own feelings and those which you are expected to feel.
I don't know if I am really attracted to Harry Styles or it is just compulsory heterosexuality because I do think I am a lesbian.
by Iamagaylikeyou December 30, 2018
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Heteroromantic homosexual

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex
A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.
by Me0601 June 8, 2018
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heterosexual panromantic

A person who is sexually attracted to people of the opposite gender, but romantically attracted to any gender and/or orientation.
She's heterosexual panromantic, so she'll only sleep with guys. However, she will date boys, girls, or nonbinary people.
by Supreme Baritone Goddess May 17, 2016
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Homosexual

Carl: you homosexual

You: *are gay*
by FuckADuck6669 May 25, 2018
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