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Heterosexuality

It is a recognised illness in many countries. Highly contageous. People suffering from heterosexuality try to push their beliefs into normal people.
Person 1: "Marcus is not coming to school today, he has heterosexuality"
Person 2: "OMG I wish he gets normal soon, otherwise we will have to sacrifise that dirty breeder to satan"
Person 3:"Yeah let's do that now. He doesn't deserve basic human rights. Fucking hetero!"
by Izaroo December 20, 2020
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heterosexuality, a mental illness
noah beck has heterosexuality, i hope he gets treatment!
by noah becks skid mark September 4, 2020
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Fragile Heterosexuality

Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.

For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.

A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.

This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.

Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?

Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
by Crubber September 11, 2020
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020
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fragile heterosexuality

when an individual is so close minded that they believe any and every gay person is attracted to them.
not even attractive person: oh, you’re gay? just don’t get a crush on me lmao
gay person: your fragile heterosexuality is showing
by heartica September 8, 2019
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Super-heterosexuality

Super-heterosexuality is the romantic attraction, sexual attraction or sexual behavior between persons of the opposite cisgender and excluding all non-cisgendered individuals. This means that super-heterosexual individuals exclude 1) trans-genders, 2) trans-sexuals, 3) non-binary individuals, and 4) agender individuals from their pool for dating, marriage, and sex.
Super-heterosexuality is often commonly known as "super-straight."
Super-heterosexuality Example 1:
Person 1: Hey, Lakesha is interested in dating you. Do you want to date her?
Person 2: No. Lakesha is a trans-gender and non-binary. Sometimes she also identifies as a penguin on Mondays. I am not interested. I am only interested in opposite cisgender individuals.
by 1039LOL1039 March 10, 2021
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Heterosexuality

is the act of liking pussy if ur a man or the acot of liking penis if ur a woman
heterosexuality is on the decline thx to faggot homos
by u stupid racist cunts December 20, 2021
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