heyman

a multi-purpose word that can mean almost anything. the main use is to greet one of your fellow heymans. when you use it to put down someone, the word can have the same meaning as bitch or annoying. it can replace many uses of bad languages so that adults and teachers cant say nothing about it. another use of the wonderful word HEYMAN is to break an awkward silence like when your friend disses you and you dont know wat to say, you say HEYMAN. or if you dont feel comfortable saying hi to someone, you can say Heyman. or if you run out of comebaks wen you and your friends are in a fight, you can just say "YOUR A HEYMAN" and you will win the argument because the power of the AD Alliance will be with you. heyman comes in many forms, like a person, a heyman monster, airdrums, heyman guns, and not cool man

"heyman, thats just not cool man."
the heyman monster heyman smashed xavier when he didnt feed it enough.
when xavier got mad at his school, he used his heyman gun and heyman shot everyone.
when xavier listens to music, he does not nod his head to the beat, he airdrums.
"hey raymond, your a bitch." "well you know wat gerry? your a heyman. so eat that cuz thats so not cool man if you call me a bitch for no reason."

by gerryisnotfurrealz October 21, 2009

Heyman3000

ie; Charley Foster , the baddest mutherfucker on the face of the earth , coolest , hippest , and most wanted dude around !!!

Did you see Heyman3000 lastnite ? He KICKED ASS !!!

You know , they guy everyone wishes they were , Heyman3000 !!!!

He said his name was Heyman3000, all i know is he wore my pussy out !!!

by Heyman3000 April 13, 2010

Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.

Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!

by gerryforreals October 29, 2009

heymanth

A god. Complicated but so worth loving. Amazing writer, loyal friend. He can be really cute but also deathly hot. Will do anything for you. He pulls off the "bad boy" look so well, but has a heart of gold and is kind of a softie. A real tease, but he doesn't dare to admit that he's a sub.

Friend: Dude have you read Heymanths last post?
Me: Yes! But you have to admit, he himself is the real piece of art here.

by you_ January 12, 2020

Parviz Heshmati

Parviz Aaron Heshmati graduated from Bishop Gorman High School, received a Bachelor of Science in Accounting from the University of Nevada (2004) and a Juris Doctorate from William S. Boyd School of Law (2008). Parviz received numerous awards for his excellence in criminal defense and Personal Injury law. Parviz always puts his client’s interests first. From being a tireless advocate for people in the criminal justice system to being a voice for the injured and ignored. Mr. Heshmati strives to solve his clients’ legal problems as effectively as possible and he delivers results with every case and every client. Mr. Heshmati takes his commitment to his clients and the community very seriously. He works hard to earn the trust of his clients and works even harder to keep it.
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Call Parviz Heshmati ASAP he can fix anything.

by Urban king of the streets March 26, 2019

hesma

a word used to describe a person who dont care about anything in this world . he doesnt go anywhere ,doesnt do anything , just keeps sitting in one place and enjoy his waste of time and space.

this word has taken its roots from the greek expression "hezo" which means "taking a shit" , so its basicaly a person who spends all his time in the toilet shitting for ever.

a)-have you moved your ass from the chair today?
-no
-hesma....

b)-you were cybering again?man...get a life
-cyber?i'm talking about the real shit here
-dont tell me you fucked her for real
-i was close
-...
-phonesex man
-jesus
-yeah , it saves time , no typing and shit
-fucking hesma

by Reznor July 30, 2008

Henyman

Cow Loving IRC Lurker

mooooooooooooooooooooo


#osnn on irc.osnn.net

by HenyGirl May 4, 2004