hermanitis

A disease when your ball sack is larger then your penis.

When Adam was born he had hermanitis

by Hermanitis December 3, 2005

herpatitis

The condition in which a person has contacted both herpes and hepatitis, and they have collectively joined forces to attack your body.

Doug was raw fucking two different guys...one with herpes and one with hepatitis. He better stop before he catch that herpatitis.

by dtr0286 August 22, 2009

herpacifiltus

East coast mix of Chlamydia,Gonorrhea,Hepatitis, Herpes, HIV/AIDS,Human Papillomavirus (HPV),Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID),Syphilis,Trichomoniasis,crabs, bad credit, poor tread wear and other horrible things contracted from one dirty hooker east of the mississipi. This condition has no known cure and most likely man will walk on the sun before one is found.

Ed was in Vt and woke up with herpacifiltus from drinking too much and hooking up with some random.

by EastCoastDirk November 19, 2011

Herpangina

Herpangina is a viral infection spread by the oral fecal route, such as by eating ass, not washing your hands after touching a surface touched by kids who also don't wash their hands, or possibly even by eating childrens' ass (not recommended as it is a felony in the entire civilized world, but you can probably do this in Thailand, I'm not a travel guide). It is usually caused by coxsackie A16 virus, for the sake of having a scientific name as ridiculous as calling a disease herpangina. It is encountered by adults mainly working in jobs they don't want to actually show up to, especially as an excuse to bail on social situations involving drinking, eating, or eating ass that you don't actually want to eat. Symptoms include ulcers at the back of the throat, possible headache, enlarged lymph nodes, and being a little bitch every time your friends try to invite you to have fun. Treatment is typically based on managing symptoms, while treatment from your friends involves getting made fun of for catching a kids' disease as an actual fucking adult, are you kidding me, wash your god damn hands.

"Yo did you hear Phil got the herpangina, that's why he's bailing on going to the bar"
"that's what he gets for eating so much ass"
"dude, he got it from work. I hope it wasn't from eating kids' asses"

by DJ Autastix October 29, 2021

Ville Hermanni Valo

One of the most creative men in the in industry.

Valo will bring the music industry to its knees.

by Ava Elizabeth Ba July 20, 2004

Hermanonious

Bros synchronized in brotitude

Andy and Chris are so hermanonious it's almost like they're telepathic

by Brofessional Bro October 13, 2011

Herpalicious

Adjective;

Used to define Fergie, from the Black Eyed Peas', sexuality and questionable musical talent.

"Hey Tim, did you see that Fergie performance on MTV last night?", asked John.
"Ha, yeah, it was herpalicious!" Tim exclaimed.

by penismanjones November 30, 2009