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Hero's Mess 

A term originally coined by SPC Groth while deployed in eastern Afghanistan. He used the term to describe a soldier who was covered in his own blood and tears. It then caught on to most of the camp in the following weeks. Songs were written about it, etc.
LT - Has anyone seen Wheeler?
Groth - Yea, he's up that staircase. He's bleeding out and crying; it's a real hero's mess up there.

(The name above, 'Wheeler' has been changed from the original name of the soldier)
Hero's Mess by SSG winning August 26, 2013
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Hero's Trumpet 

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus
IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet
Hero's Trumpet by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

hero’s journey 

A string of successful outcomes in a person’s life that make people believe that the person can do no wrong. Someone who is constantly “winning” at life. Kanye West, Kanye, Heros Journey, Winning, President Donald Trump, Trumper, Trumpism, Make America Great Again, Trump army, Trumpnado, Trumpestuous, Charlie Sheen, tiger blood, Kim Kardashian, Kimye, Trump trounce, bigly, biggly, Trump armor, the Orange King, 45
I’m on my own hero’s journey-I’ve got a beautiful girlfriend, a new job on Wall Street and I’m in the best shape of my life. I’m winning big time!
hero’s journey by joecoolthefool October 12, 2018

Hero's Theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on earth.
Hero's Theorem by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

hero's theorem

Hero's Theorem is a theorem that can be used to solve any problems on the earth
hero's theorem by Chaommonaza December 1, 2019

Hero's Whack

A type of spell Hero, from super smash bros. ultimate uses to kill at 0%
Hero:"uses whack"
Pichu:"fricking dies a 0%"
The player that was playing with Pichu:"Bruh, Hero's Whack is op"
Hero's Whack by bruhgamer21 October 29, 2019

Heron's Formula 

One guy wrote a formula for finding the area of a triangle that can be applied if you know the length of the sides, and knowing the semi-perimeter (half the value of the perimeter).
The formula is : √s(s - a)(s - b)(s - c)
guy : help me I don't know the height of the triangle to find the area.
smart guy : use the heron's formula
guy : imma search it up
guy : thx i got answer as 42cm^2